February 2012
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You know it's going to be a good story when it...
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SO. FUCKED. UP.
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Me: You guys ever have that problem of semen getting in your belly button when your guy pulls out and cums on you?
Locker room: *Cricket* *Cricket*
Me: ...anyone?
Locker room: .....
Me: ...Me either. I never tell my boyfriend to cum on me every time we have sex. And it certainly never gets in my belly button. That would just be weird...
enrightttt asked: Hockey players
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P.s. Send me more haiku topic asks. I'm feeling......
Successfully took a shower. Still have yet to put...
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I don't want to take a shower. I don't want to get...
halosydne asked: topic: butt jiggles
enrightttt asked: I've never dressed, or tried to act "goth" but I have a ton of friends who are and I gotta admit. For people who are anti-social and try to separate themselves from certain parts of society, they're some of the few people who are willing to accept anyone for who they are. Amen for telling off that little snot.
ohwellpart1 asked: Topic: My Birthday (right now)
Russian Masks and Questionable Morals.: "Nu-goth"... →
deadly-neurotoxin:
xmrghoulscoutx:
Hipster goth, whatever you want to call it. If you consider yourself either of these, then you are very, very, very far from being a goth. As far as I’m concerned, these trends do not exist, and the only term for all that I will refer to them as will…
Oh, good fucking god. Because someone dresses how the fuck they want to, suddenly they aren’t...
Anonymous asked: Topic: That awesome, wonderful boyfriend Spiderfist of yours :3
grapepicker9 asked: Topic: Denim Chicken? xD
ifyouneedme-illbeinspace asked: Topic? BLUE HAIR.
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Leave a topic in my ask and I'll write you a haiku...
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
Just a side note:
If you don’t follow spiderfist, you should. Because he is one silly bitch.
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Bf made me promise not to lie to his mom about...
Normally when parents ask me what I do, I just say “I cocktail at a bar”, or I tell them a partial truth- “I own my own business.” (For the record I do own my own business completely unrelated to stripping as a balloon twister.)
But not this time. He said “I never lie to my mom, and she’ll find out sooner or later.” He assured me that she wouldn’t...
Spiderfist: Stop eye fucking every tattooed girl that walks by!
Me: It's not my fault they all fuck back!
Only available seat on the bus is next to the hot...
OH DARN
Something profound.
God dammit! There was a naked candy stripper in my bed and I was busy working!
– spider-fist